Discombobulation in Luv Avenue

hii, i encountered this article while browsing through the internet. I really wanna advocate for guys here, because v r the one, who end up dealing with such a strange creation of god and wanna ask gals - why the hell u people can't exhibit a normal human like characteristics.
so here it goes :

if you are well dressed,
she thinks you are play boy .
if you are not,
she thinks you are a beggar.

if you kiss her ,
she thinks you r not a gentleman.
if you don't ,
she thinks you are not a man.

if you praise her,
she thinks you are a liar.
if u don't she thinks,
you are good for nothing.

if you visit her often ,
she thinks u are boring.
if you don't she accuses,
u for double crossing.

if u visit another girl ,
she accuses you for being cheat.
if she is visited by another guy,
she says "oh..! its natural! we are girls..!"

if u propose love within a brief time ,
u are a fresh guy.
if u propose love later ,
she wonders why?
Dolled Up

if you r jealous,
she says its bad.
if u r not she doubts ,
your love and is not glad.

if you attempt romance,.
she thinks you don't respect her.
if you don't ,
she thinks you don't like her.

if you listen ,
she wants to talk .
if you wanna talk ,
she also wants to talk.

oh women..! you are soo simple, Duh
yet soo complex....

you r soo weak, Duh
yet soo powerful.....

ur soo confusing , Duh
yet soo desirable.....

bye bye
moonluver :D